Raise your hand if you like your younger brother.
Oh wow! The response is overwhelming, I’m not sure I can handle it.
Don’t Worry, You’re in good company I can’t stand mine either.
I’m complaining here, because no one else seems to see what wrong with him.
“He’s so charming…sincere…smart…inquisitive…good heart…”
I don’t see it.
All I see is, purposeful provocation, farts, and big feet.
Come back to me in ten years and I’ll deny I ever said this