The Real Pesach Blues

Everyone wrote something about Pesach.
Most of them
a whine,
a  complaint,
a moan,
a gripe,
a protest,
an objection,
a call to arms.
 
I’m going to take the high road, and will instead make every girl of maiden status jealous.
This Pesach I will be experiencing my LAST three day Yom Tov as a single girl.
Three day Yomim Tovim are the bane of every [...]

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Copping Out

I’m suffering from a quasi writer’s block. So I’m copping out and posting a MEME that Tembow tagged me in a while ago. It’s half serious, half, well, not so.
Basically I had to complete the sentences…I’m not tagging anyone, but feel free to complete it in the comments section.
1. I wish I could…always be consistent [...]

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I Can’t Keep

I can’t
keep a manicure (chip-free)
for more than
2 days
but I am
a
Lady
for
2 days
 
I can’t
keep my hair (frizz-free)
for more than
2 hours
but I am
a
Lady
for
2 hours
 
I can’t
Keep my nylons (run-free)
for more than
2 wears
but I am
a
Lady
for
2 wears
 
I can’t
keep myself from [...]

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