Why You Should Get Engaged, Reason #23

I recommend engagement to everyone.
 
Not for the blissful utopia that it is.
 
Where the entire world seems to fade away, have no significance and you seem to float along with a lingering smile.
 
Where you are the center and the world just revolves.
 
Where there is purpose to Monday and Wednesday and Friday, and [...]

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Familial Failings

Worse than the wedding where you don’t know anyone but the chosson or Kallah, is the wedding of your cousin that you have nothing but a few genes in common.
 
If you don’t know anyone, yeah, it’s awkward standing there on the side, or holding hands with people you can’t even make small talk like “what [...]

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Melave Malka Mincings

My school had a Melave Malka last night, fascinating sociological observations.
 
First off, there are a few rules concerning how one is allowed to procure food
 
1)     Never go alone. You must go with at least one other person, even if she just stands next to you without making any motions to take food herself. (If you [...]

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