Follow The Fold

When you start running your home, you begin to appreciate different types of talent, and suddenly those American Idol contestants, that kid piano player on Leno, and Obama’s charisma seem like amateur night at the local PTA.
You begin to recognize new talent, and all you can do is stand back and watch in awe. I’m [...]

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Greetings Earthlings

Hi,
I’m really married, and running my own home.
I know this because I did laundry and already have socks that don’t pair up.
Life is good.
I recommend it J
I’m in LaLa land.
Let you know when I land.

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NEWS FLASH

Just wanted to give everyone a furniture update.
I bought a Dining Room Set on Craig’s List (be jealous it was dirt cheap, practically never used, and GORGEOUS)
And forget the Amish, I bought an antique bedroom set, circa 1930’s. It comes with a vanity table. Which woman is honestly not dying to have a vanity table, [...]

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Will the Real Tom Chenko Please Stand Up

I can’t wait to move to Lakewood and acquaint myself with Tom Chenko.
Apparently every proper Bais Yaakov girl, Kollel Wife, and any upstanding woman knows him really well. And jumps at his beck and call.
My brother, fresh meat to Lakewood, picked up the phone in his in-laws house.
“Tom Chenko,” the voice on the other line [...]

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Getting Desperate

Ok, this is my blog and I might as well use it to serve myself just as well as I entertain everyone else with it (you are entertained…don’t answer that)
In any case, as I am getting married and relocating to one holy city, Lakewood, I am abandoning my teaching post of two years. It’s tragic, [...]

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On A Scale From One To Ten

I recently played a board game that proposed many question starting with the line
 On a scale from 1-10
 On a scale from 1-10, how cute is the outfit of the person on your left
 On a scale from 1-10 what is your attitude toward your job
 On a scale from 1-10, rate the looks of the person seated [...]

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I’ll Drink To That

A Freilichin Peedim Everyone!!!
My chosson, he really doesn’t like drinking, not even a shot Friday night between the fish and meat. I’m busy pouring shots for everyone (myself included) and he politely declined.
So, I thought he was just a bit interesting, retarded, and backwards when he said that even though he “zicher” doesn’t like drinking, [...]

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“OMG OMG” Shriek Shriek

Hi….so..ummm…yeah…what’s doing….yeah…ummm….so…I guess I should just…yeah…let me just say it…..so weird….and…well..surreal…but…
I’m ENGAGED!!! (to be married)
Whew….ye, me, TooYoungToTeach….I’m not sure how to react myself.
(awkward, spaced out, far off, goofy smile, plastered across face)
You can start shrieking (looking at watch)…NOW! 
Disregard anything I ever said about marriage. =)

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Leaping Lessons

I was thinking the other day about my jumping Jumbo prowess. I can jump real high, and that – is cool. The thing is, I’ve tried running and jumping stam azioy, and I can’t jump that high.
 
Not without that bar set.
 
If the bar is there,
I’m flying,
I can focus myself,
see my [...]

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Staying the Course

I got lost last night. We were looking for the sign, but didn’t see it.
So we turned.
We went down a wrong road for a short while, until recognized it was in fact a wrong road, and the sign we were looking for wasn’t coming. So we turned around and retraced our steps. And instead of [...]

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