I’m on a quest to find the perfect white shirt.
All you girls know exactly what I’m talking about.
This white shirt has a good collar, not too small that you look like a dweeb with a pocket protector ,or big, like Henry VII ruff.
This white shirt should have nice cuffs to stick out a bit from sweater sleeves, maybe French ones, or at least double buttons.
This white shirt should fit properly, has a little lycra to give you shape, but not too much to make you slutty.
This white shirt is crisp and pure and makes you chic and not frummy.
But most of all, this white shirt doesn’t tell everyone that I applied the Tweety tattoo I got in the 25 cents machine: not see through. I don’t want to have to put a full blown Linda Leal underneath, because that is just extra layers to make me look fat.
If you find one let me know.
(I have a budget though, should I forget about it [the budget, not shirt]?)