The Runaway Bride

I have disappeared. I will acknowledge that.
 
 I don’t post on my blog
Respond to emails
Call my friends back
Return my students quizzes the next day
Do basic chores
 
I don’t exist or function as a human being.
 
My friends call me a Blissed-Out Bride.
 
I’ve turned into the worst cliché.
 
Now I’m not here to excuse myself, but rather explain.
 
I think [...]

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Why You Should Get Engaged, Reason #23

I recommend engagement to everyone.
 
Not for the blissful utopia that it is.
 
Where the entire world seems to fade away, have no significance and you seem to float along with a lingering smile.
 
Where you are the center and the world just revolves.
 
Where there is purpose to Monday and Wednesday and Friday, and [...]

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I’ll Drink To That

A Freilichin Peedim Everyone!!!
My chosson, he really doesn’t like drinking, not even a shot Friday night between the fish and meat. I’m busy pouring shots for everyone (myself included) and he politely declined.
So, I thought he was just a bit interesting, retarded, and backwards when he said that even though he “zicher” doesn’t like drinking, [...]

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“OMG OMG” Shriek Shriek

Hi….so..ummm…yeah…what’s doing….yeah…ummm….so…I guess I should just…yeah…let me just say it…..so weird….and…well..surreal…but…
I’m ENGAGED!!! (to be married)
Whew….ye, me, TooYoungToTeach….I’m not sure how to react myself.
(awkward, spaced out, far off, goofy smile, plastered across face)
You can start shrieking (looking at watch)…NOW! 
Disregard anything I ever said about marriage. =)

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