Who’s Wedding is it anyway?

Contrary to popular belief, but a Jewish wedding is not there to celebrate the marriage of girl A to boy B. Rather it is for the parents of girl A and Boy B to celebrate their children tying the knot. Sorry to shatter all engaged or dreamy girls dreams, imagining their wedding as “their DAY”. [...]

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Wimpy Wedding Woes

I went to a wedding tonight; there weren’t a lot of girls there. One girl told me she was sticking around longer than she planned on because there were so few people.
More girls means more popular.
More popular means more people like you.
People like you because you’re nice.
You are nice, and good and therefore worthy of [...]

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Spare Me Your Honesty

I decided I don’t like honest, blunt people. It’s rude impolite and serves no real purpose other than to let others know how nasty you really are.
I was talking to someone about my friend who was in play with me. The conversation went like this
Me: You should have seen X !It was hysterical, a modern Carol [...]

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Haughty Hits

Hi Everyone.
My vain self is hoping for 1000 hits by the end of  this month.
You can help by visiting and commenting!
Thanks to everyone who already visits and comments on a regular basis =)

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“I Feel Good”

I just found out that there are three things in this world that are “Me’ein Olam Ha’abah”. We petty mortals can get a whiff of the world to come…how cool is that. So the three things are Shabbos, walking in the sunlight, and going to the bathroom. Chazal said this eons ago, and I would [...]

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Celebrate Cell-phones

I’m back home from camp. YAY! More posts forthcoming…
Anyway, there was a panel Friday night discussing “communication”; this a euphemism for “cell-phones are evil”.
I have to stand up, go against the grain and say, go ahead and let cell phones infiltrate and destruct the world as we know it. I say this, because in simple [...]

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Fabulous Food Foolery

Concerning food, I don’t think anyone takes lessons to heart. Yes, we may learn lessons, but we don’t apply them. Come to anything else, If we mess up, we don’t do it again, or do it again, but smarter.
 
If I oversleep, and the rest of my day is spent hiding because I’m wearing two different [...]

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Calorie Cancellation Consolation

In the world of girls, it is understood that there are certain foods and circumstances that simply don’t count in the world of calories. I’ve compiled all that I know (Thank you B.) If you have any more to contribute, please do. You will do justice to your existence on this earth.
 
No Calorie Foods and [...]

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Jumbo Ego

We had Baliboo day in camp.
 
Some staff members thought it would be fun if we organized a few games ourselves.
 
It was fun.
 
I participated in Jumbo. And I won. The rope was above my waist, and I’m extremely high-waisted and not short.
 
I’m still on a high.
 
I’m still reveling in the glory.
 
I am so proud [...]

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Bulimic Sanctuary

Of all the million and a half disorders listed in the DSM IV, I always thought, Yay, at least I’m safe from one.
 
I thought I was immune to bulimia. Not because of my great self body image, self esteem, or other psychological factors. It’s very simple really, I have a TERRIBLE gag-reflex.
 
I can’t make [...]

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